death-by-lulz:

martinekenblog:

Alan Sailer is a California based photographer that shoots and captures food through high speed explosions with extremely high speed cameras.

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Insomnia is kind of calming.

All I want is to do is hang out in my basement with all my high school friends and eat a lot of popcorn and gossip about everyone.

weirdtumblrs:

Because who ISN’T worried about this future off-spring?! “Jay-Z and Beyonce worry about Kanye West” thanks Callant for the submission! 

I want to be a bunny.

why is this funny

they are cute

FUCK

legit

rabioheab:

[b]ar[o]ck [ob]ama

wake up america

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

darrynek:

what girls really mean when they say “i’m fine”

• i want to go hunting

what girls really mean when they say “leave me alone” 

• i really feel like ordering chinese food tonight

what girls really mean when they say they’re not mad at you

• they regret not voting for Al Gore in the 2004 election